Tuesday, May 31, 2005
ooh.
i love richard gere even though he's a dinosaur.
(:
i am so screwed for accounting.
aiyerr.
):
i've decided that i'll re-do my papers in june.
next year.
yeah.
):
gives me time to concentrate on econs and law.
i'm still scared anyhow.
): ): ):
okay, this entry is full of sadness.
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): ): ): ):
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everybody, like please go watch pretty woman.
as in, julia roberts, richard gere.
it's just fantastic.
pure brilliance.
i think i might like it almost as much as i like titanic.
and the scene with the piano?
-yowls.
that was HOTTTTT.
i almost died, seriously.
i think j did too.
was just smokin'
i am in love.
(:
mm, i wonder exactly how old richard gere is.
wait, let me check
...
WA FUCK, HE IS EVEN OLDER THAN MY MOTHER.
AND MY FATHER, EVEN.
wan le.
my dreams are shattered.
):
okay nevermind.
he's damn cool.
he was married to cindy crawford before.
cool right.
aiya, but so sad.
i think he must be a granddaddy by now.
he's certainly old enough to be.
):
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i was woken up my lousy josephine's msg at bloody 745 in the morn ):
and i couldn't sleep after that.
and it's so hot now.
okay, was hotter yesterday.
blistering, i tell you.
so i washed my hair.
and now it feels damn good (:
ha ha, j is damn lazy.
she is like lazing on her bed now.
oh and she wrote a poem last night.
"i met this girl from africa,
whom took my heart and left my tears.
she talked and walked and dressed like a man,
but still i loved her until the end.
my friends and family were puzzled and lost, got pissed, got mad, got angry and cross"
ha ha ha ha!
SO CUTE RIGHT.
damn funny lah.
:D
j is such a clown.
-laughs.
okay, i came to blog cos of that actually.
charlotte is so witty.
i love her so.
okay, random thought.
(:
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realised something really dire.
i type like a fucking lian.
):
omfg, disaster on a large scale!
charlotte is gonna be writing prose about me soon.
i feel ill.
the weather is about just as loony as my accounting teacher.
just last week, we were freezing our arses off, and today it's like being back in singapore.
urk.
same with mr burger.
one moment he is sitting on his chair munching contentedly on his blasted fruit musli bar, and the next nanosecond, he's yelling at azura for something so trivial it was laughable.
and then he started being a bitch to each and every individual in the class.
he'll start on someone, then halfway through decide he wants to draw fresh blood and he diverts his attention to the next innocent soul available.
we were all cowering in fear the whole time.
i swear the man is way past moodswinging.
he's like, schizophrenic.
eeyer.
-shivers.
okay, it's so so so warm here.
we're all hiding in j's house till it gets cooler.
j, the poor dear is ill.
she's slumped on her bed now.
truth be told, im starting to feel damned sick too.
i hope the air gets cooler soon.
it usually does when the sun goes down.
except these days, the sun only goes down completely at 10.
what the hell right.
urgh, i feel ill.
i like 'the way i feel tonight' by bay city rollers.
such a fuckable song.
ha ha ha!
meaning it's one of those songs you could totally screw to.
(:
i wanna be in love!
oh ew, why is it suddenly m2m.
sick.
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because i had nothing else to do, i followed my basic instinct,
and found my way to backstreetboys.com
(:
and then i joined their brand new fanlist!
ooh, i feel so .. !!
like, i am on the bsb fanlist! hee hee!
oh, and i got nostalgic too.
like, last time when i had to click the box that says 'i am at least 13 years old'
i had to click it with guilt.
because i was only 12.
now i can just click nonchalantly.
i have grown.
-sniffs.
okay, my sister is bombarding me with pictures of jesse and chris.
like, last time they were in dreamstreet so cute.
now waaaaaa, hot man.
especially chris.
my sister is a jesse mccartney fan (:
and waaa, she got a1 for chem lehhh.
my sister, that is.
waaaaaa, cool man.
i worship her.
(:
i love bsb.
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wa shit, damn bored now.
j doesn't love me enough to pon her chem class and go gai-gai with me.
-sulks.
and jos cannot pon econs too cos she has to keep her image as gull's favourite student.
aiyaaaa.
so bored, then like suddenly no more people are spamming charlotte.
and so i can't amuse myself and type something back just to get them fired up.
then say alot of funny funny things.
oh man, one of them (name of ling; GO SHOOT HER!) said my "attempt to be sarcastic was pathetic at best".
waaa, so mean right.
cut me deep.
i was so hurt.
ESPECIALLY SINCE I WASN'T EVEN BEING SARCASTIC.
i almost cried okaaaay.
ha ha ha :D
stupid flamers.
then got this other one right, i like her a lot.
called huiting.
ha ha, she indulged me like nobody has before (:
she's like even more loser than me can.
on charlotte's shoutbox, she and i, we were almost instant messaging nasties to each other.
so you can just imagine how she really epitomises 'nothing better to do' right.
i mean, me, i'm in between lessons and ive got nothing else to do.
she's at home, got phone, got tv.
still can indulge me.
so nice ah.
-laughs.
oh -giggles.
i am SO loser!
:D
charlotte's outgrown it, i think.
but i haven't.
oh, what to do?
i'm still a long way away from my 17th birthday anyway.
(:
i'm still a kid.
waa, why the comp lab suddenly so cold ah.
lousy english weather.
ta ma de.
ha ha.
oh YA, you know my brother taught me how to say 'fuck a spider' in hokkien?
waa, fucking cute man.
hokkien is so amusing.
i'm going to learn how to cuss fluently in hokkien when i get back to singapore.
ha ha, then i can go to fareast and hang out with the chao ahlians and the chao ahbengs.
and we can like, go to newton circus and talk loudly in hokkien.
and ... hmm, what else do ah lians and ah bengs do?
oh, then can like ... wear a waist pouch!
HA HA HA.
i'm amusing myself man.
(:
oh ha ha, and the hokkien for 'fuck a spider'?
KAN TI TU!
-giggles.
see, so cute riiiight?
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i think the dougie mcfly is SO cute!!
and he is the same age as amar too.
ooh (:
not only that.
he is sagittarius.
socutesocutesocute!
ahh, am totally gonna go to the concert in september.
so cute laaaaa.
ha ha ha, saw the red nose day vid of All About You.
so nice.
(:
cannot compare to bsb la, but really not bad.
ahh.
oh and bri sent me an email with a quote from mtv.com
kevin defending nick.
awh (:
i'm a brilliantly happy person today.
lots of people are off to do their IELTS.
i hope they do well.
sanny especially.
:D
charlotte's shoutbox is so interesting now.
call me immature, but i just thrive on war of words.
ooh.
!!!
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we spent so much on breakfast.
no actually, josephine spent so much on breakfast.
j and i just .. ate.
ha ha :D
oh yay bri is going back to singapore 1 week after me.
can play.
i am a happy girl.
got exams first though.
so sad.
and i really don't know how to do this accounting homework.
and i can't even copy it cos i really don't know what i'm copying.
so sad right.
mm, this is such a boring entry.
i'm cold and feeling very random.
aiyaaaa, i don't know how i'm gonna go to superdrug to spy on amar.
):
he recognises my big, black specs.
why oh why didn't i listen to clare and get those contacts into my eyes?
rrrrrr.
j had a weird dream.
so freaky.
i hope it doesn't come true.
okaaaaaaay, i really don't know what to blog about.
my life is rubbish.
i want a russian man!
haa (:
or actually, a russian woman also can.
ha ha.
as long as she's as pretty as elena sudakova.
ha ha, yes.
i haven't yet decided on my sexuality yet.
and it's all phoon's fault.
i don't think so.
i know so.
):
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i had such a sad night mugging for econs ):
didn't even know what the questions wanted.
haaiiii.
i am so sad.
so then i smsed sanny for some comfort.
and i told her i needed her to give me her amar.
ha ha ha.
cos his econs is supposed to be really good lah.
and sanny replied with,"Hahaha U have to come here and get him haha i dont do free delivery .."
SO CUTE RIGHT?
-laughs.
i think sanny is like how cute lah.
and okay, now i don't know what to blog about already.
its damn boring here lah.
don't even know where is josephine.
and j is like, on the other comp bored out of her mind too.
shit man.
i so need to start mugging law and econs.
ha ha, go to sanny's house to mug.
then can see eyecandy also.
(:
okay yay, j is doing my homework for me!
:D
and she's disguising her monster handwriting.
because i have very dainty handwriting.
ha ha ha.
i was whining to her, "write smaller!"
and she replied,"aiya, cannot write smaller lah. just tell him you recently .. (busily writing still) .. moodswing."
BWAHAHAHA.
so funny!
:D
shit man, all my friends are hilarious.
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ha ha ha.
on saturday, MY LIFE CHANGED!
hee, i am being dramatic.
(:
went to j's house to study.
decided to go to macs for food, clinton for cards, and superdrug for hairdye.
shall fast forward to the main part.
j had to go superdrug for hairdye.
and i was like, super stoned and super tired by then.
so i shuffled very sadly after her in superdrug.
and then i leaned very happily on one of the shelves.
i then saw this very very ancient old woman gurgling grumpily to herself.
so me, being me, stared very amusedly (and bitchily) at her violently jiggling quadruple chins.
and i was just about to mentally formulate alot of mean between-clare-and-me kinds of comments when SUDDENLY i noticed a glorious sight.
this gorgeous vision of utter perfection.
living and breathing.
IT'S A MAN!
and yowza;
whaaaat a man.:D
i divert my attentions immediately, and there was this lovely creation listening intently and very very politely to the old woman's incoherent yabbering.
(admirable, seeing that if it were me, i would've just pretended not to see her. and walked over her)
the life came back to me.
i slithered to j and suddenly became very interested in the brand of hairdye she was purchasing for he was standing at the end of the aisle.
i ask her no-brainer questions, and when she is replying, i look at Mr Gift from God.
then i ask her more questions, and then look at him again.
oh, i am so devious!
(:
in the back of my mind, something is niggling at me.
so i angle myself all over the place to have a gander at his nametag.
after massive effort, i see his name.
i was struck.
it is amar!
the very man himself!
he is sanny's host family's son.
ahhhh.
-knowing smile.
i very excitedly hop over to josephine (who might i say, was pretty awe struck by him too)
and very excitedly tell her that he LIVES WITH SANNY.
and jos kept going, "say sanny's name, say sanny's name!"
ha ha, so can get his attention and buaya him abit.
but, quite unfortunately, we were being starstruck little shy girls.
so we didn't even make a peep.
just stared and stared and stared.
we're such teenyboppers.
okay, i'm such a teenybopper.
jos is into the hardcore bad boy kinda thing.
:D
then i messaged sanny and told her that i'd seen her bloody cute host brother.
sanny is so lucky okaaaay.
-whines.
sometimes, he fetches her home from school.
and he lends her his econs.
!!!
jos and i have a plan.
we want to evict sanny's two housemates and then stay at sanny's place.
and then we can share amar.
ooh (:
but for now, i am simply going to follow sanny home everyday.
-beams.
poor sanny.
ha ha.
like, i am SO in love.-flutters bimbotically.
:D
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yesterday was like, okay actually i dont really know what adjective to use.
omar brought his skateboard to school and all of us were having the time of our lives playing with it.
jos was like, waaa damn got potential.
we were all so proud of her.
yeah then i felt damn sick after that.
i cannot exert myself.
it makes me ill.
oh then i ..
nevermind.
i wont publish the stupid stupid thing i did.
everyone, just stay away from evil substances, okay?
it really fucks up your system.
after school, went to sports complex.
j and i were watching the rest play tennis.
then like halfway through, j was like, "eh, where is xiang ah?"
and i was being very evil and went,"ha ha, you think very long already right?"
and j, bless her, admitted it.
(:
we thought xiang wasnt there lah, BUT when we went off to play badminton,
and hey presto! we see the boy.
the jos and i play.
i suck at it seriously.
ooh OOH, then after that we saw kenta omar and jordon play pool.
omar was quite good.
josephine has brilliant taste.
ha ha ha.
cos' omar act cool, can make it.
not like xiang.
act cool, cannot make it.
-laughs.
so then anyway, we all left for dinner.
went to kelong, sat for bloody 5 mins and then decided to be little cheapskates and go to wild lemon grass.
so we threw down the menus, grabbed our bags and scuttled out of the place.
dammit, so embarrassing.
at wild lemon grass, we decided to entertain ourselves and somehow or other, we managed to get j to message xiang.
and she did.
then half a second later, he called back!
wa, we were so excited okay!
ahh.
then we also managed to dare j to tell him that he cant be gay or else she how.
ha ha ha, that was like PRICELESS.
and he very dutifully sent back a nice little reply.
so we were all like, whoa! confirm happening already
:D
jos smsed omar too.
he is damn nice lah.
we all went awwhhh.
after dinner, jos left.
somewhere before that, we remembered chen han wei.
amazing how we all liked him in the same show.
i think everybody just liked him in yang guang lie che right.
(:
i just cringe when i remember how my sister and i actually had fights over him.
silly little girls.
tch.
oh, at my bus stop, we met a whole bunch of mad people.
first, j and i were standing there very peacefully when suddenly this car drove by and the man sitting at the passenger seat went, "BWAAHHHHHHH!" really loudly.
ha ha ha, shitass funny.
then there were two girls who came by and the brunette walked up to the other guy at the bus stop, slurred something to him, and then rubbed his tummy lovingly.
and all the while, the guy was completely expressionless.
it was like !!!!!
ha ha ha, so mad.
i feel pleased with myself.
i didn't code name anyone here
(:
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am in a jolly good mood today (:
just woke up feeling mighty chipper!
this entry will be full of exclaimation marks!
OH! CONGRATULATE ME!
I FOUND OUT THE NAME OF MY ONE TRUE LOVE LAST NIGHT!
IT IS ELENA SUDAKOVA!
OHH!!!
i am so excited
:D
oh yeah, i had a bad dream last night.
):
i dreamt that i chopped off my hair and got left with a hideous bob.
very very traumatizing.
felt so relieved when i woke up and realised it was all a dream.
that contributed to my chipper-ness too!
plus the weather is just brilliant.
dark and gloomy.
makes me feel so gooooooood.
(: (: (:
been feeling nostalgic too.
the convenience store near my house reminds me so much of my chinese tuition.
i miss my chinese tuition.
and i miss my chinese tuition teacher too.
as clare so aptly put it, i'm about "the only person who prefers tuition to school."
-laughs.
ah, it's a friday.
i love gloomy fridays.
just makes my fridays even more perfect that perfect!
of course, because it was drizzling, so my hair is ruined.
BUT, small price to pay for lovely weather.
:D
everybody's name is taken away because i am uh, scared.
(:
I had to go back early yesterday because I's host was gonna watch star wars.
SO then at the road junction, A B and C were gonna go to the store and I had to go to the bus stop.
so sweetlings D and E decided to come with I.
and then at the bus stop, they meet F.
F is of an opposite gender and is currently a very sensitive topic.
so anyway, because D E and I get along pretty well with F, they manage to persuade F to miss the first bus because I didnt want to go back that early.
so then the bus came and I and F went on while D and E went off.
so I and F were just talking in the bus when the bus came to the next bus stop.
and the voila! A and B came on.
I was like, terrified.
because A and B are intimidating foreign .. alphabets.
especially A.
i mean, everybody knows just how scary japanese alphabets are, right?
and even though I was really not involved in the drama (except maybe as an accomplice),
I just felt curiously and inexplicably like an adulteress.
caught in the act.
so I was freaked.
and F was simply bemused and really didnt help matters.
and then for the rest of the bus ride, I was just rigid and silent (well, kinda) because A and B were sitting directly behind, and I (who is actually normally very fearless) just gets titchy about having scary foreign alphabets sitting so closely.
at least F had an ipod.
and that helped an itty bit.
nothing like music to make you forget.
and when I reached home, I quickly ran off and texted D and E for some comfort.
D thought it was funny.
E didn't even reply.
so maybe I was just over-reacting.
moral of the story:
...
actually, there is no moral.
just that, don't mess with scary foreigners.
okay, if i said that was just an aesop fable, would anyone believe me?
ha ha.
no prizes for guessing who I is.
ahh.
that was senseless.
HA HA HA HA!
:D
i'm still hyper!
-hops around.
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was shit tired yesterday.
by 10, i couldn't even move.
ayyy ):
i should've spiked my hair when i could.
):
i mean, 3 bloody years and it never ocurred to me.
like how freaking stupid can i get?
argh.
nobody's fighting with anybody now.
so i gotta war with myself to spice up my life.
was so funny.
the conflict was resolved damn quickly yesterday.
and when i told jos, she was like "SERIOUS? so many things can happen between 2 sausages n a potato yar .. I just talked to * right b4 my dinner .. "
which i thought was such a funny way to express her surprise.
i laughed like a hyena, i swear.
i have fallen in love.
and i don't even know her name.
):
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OH! my conversations with charlotte are always infinitely delightful.
(:
see, i show her a picture of someone i haven't a brilliant impression of.
murder, she heard. says:
feast your eyes
now let me go 'cause [you're so fugly] i just can't look it's killing me and taking control says:
it burns! IT BURNS!
cue for raucous laughter, people.
i love charlotte.
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i'm blogging even though i don't really have much to say.
because charlotte says to update.
(:
anyway, school is like, how fucking drama now.
i like, i like (:
but then, it's also abit of a headache, because exams are coming.
so cannot get too caught up in all that drama.
not that i am actually part of it laaaa.
-laughs.
but then, but then.
until last friday, i officially profess to be the main .. extra.
you know, extra as to lead.
and then on saturday, i resigned.
ha ha ha.
mm, drama drama :D
i still disapprove heartily of mixed schools.
but sometimes it just makes things so fine, don't you think?
i wonder what's gonna happen today.
(:
all my friends are involved in some sort of love story.
and i, ooh, lucky one gets to enjoy all the different sorts of life idol dramas.
life is good that way.
but still have exams.
if only this term had no exams then whoa, will be flying high now.
aye, so screwed for econs.
shalalala.
haha, school drama is fun.
especially when it concerns a close friend AND a cute boy who lives in sixth avenue.
and then it gets ugly, because another friend is involved.
doesn't it sound like some mighty drama .. drama?
okay, i've revealed too much.
but this is fun.
-beams happily.
also too much drama for me.
sometimes, i think about it and i get a migraine.
and an irritation fit.
but oh well.
small price to pay for long term entertainment.
and i'm not one to turn down good reality TV.
:D
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everybody is sick.
and j's off to lessons.
so i'm all alone again ):
ha ha, j and i were talking so happily, she was late for class.
but yay, i've gotten a promise out of her.
now, all that remains is for her to get it done when we are in singapore.
and because j is such a bleedin' coward,
imma be there to make sure she gets it done once and for all.
-laughs.
i am such a dictator.
OH, i can't wait to get back to singapore maaaan!
can't wait, can't wait, can't wait.
-chants.
but for now, i just can't wait for the 13th of may.
then i can top up my phone and get my bloody 300 free messages.
like, COME ALREADY WILL YA?
oh, i just can't wait.
300 is just not enough, i swear.
was talking to yiyang, j and xiang during lunch.
i like talking to yiyang (:
ha ha, just fun-ness.
stnicks power, you know?
ha ha ha.
we can go one about school food for like, forever.
only a true blue stnicks person could do that.
:D
i heard town's damn fun now.
shit, i miss town.
and marche.
the heerens one and the suntec one.
!!!
i wanna go home.
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i am such a failure at trying to study.
everytime i attempt to study, i fail.
shucks.
i am so suay-ed.
-sulks.
jos is ill.
she is snoozing in front of me now.
awh ):
and j is off to give alex english lessons.
and i am using j's laptop.
:D
like i said, am simply lousy and getting self to study.
was actually studying in the morning.
then j got done with her interview and we felt hungry.
so we went to the canteen.
then xiang appeared.
and then we ate and talked.
(interrogated, more like. -giggles)
and suddenly,
it was 3 hours later.
):
and i suddenly really want to play tennis.
my mother and brother will be so proud.
oh, my host was damn bu shuang me yesterday.
dammit laaaaaaaa.
i actually don't care.
ha ha ha.
okay, i feel suddenly very ill.
ooh, yesterday, i went home and toppled on my bed.
and i was comatose for 12 and a half hours.
cool, eh?
i don't think i've ever slept so much in my real life.
real life, meaning since i could think rationally and wasn't simply a crawling, gurgling and food regurgitating ... creepy crawlie.
ie. baby.
god, i hate children.
i don't even know how am i gonna have two perfect kids when i just cannot stand the thought of kids.
i know.
i am a bad person.
-laughs.
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i'm liking the UK more and more.
:D
yesterday, as usual, went over to j's.
hung around and pigged out in the kitchen whilst jos and hq amused themselves on msn.
j was on the phone with meryl.
and i talked to meryl for like, 2 minutes.
sweet voice.
(:
yah okay, then jos and hq got geoff and omar to come study with us.
just that, we all didn't study in the end.
played some silly ''i never'' game where we all learnt a lot about geoff and omar.
v v r(A).
and v funny.
actually, was quite an eye-opener.
ha ha ha.
went off to watch the amityville horror.
was quite good.
felt all 'awwhhh' and cosy watching it.
i can't explain it.
it was just one of those feel good movies.
i liked it very much.
after the movie, geoff and omar left, then we saw this other bunch of people who were gonna watch kingdom of heaven.
and like, we became .. people with a mission.
and we tried to hang around them cos of hq.
who knew those bloody guys decided to venture to god forsaken west croydon for cheap food.
and because we were people with a mission, we decided to brave the place.
so we were walking along the streets there.
i tell you, it's bloody freaky.
we saw this young girl curled up on the pavement while a coupla adults and police were yabbering.
probably drugs, the poor girl right.
so thin, and small.
waaa, damn scary.
so then we found the place those people were in,
and we went in.
and then we were bloody hell chased out because they werent convinced that we were 21.
so annoying okaaaaaay.
then that xiang 15 yr old also can get it.
tch.
i spit in contempt.
bloody bartender.
and j was whining all over the place cos she wanted her fish and chips.
ha ha.
lost sight of them, then j hq and i decided to watch another movie.
and maaan, IT WAS DAMN SWEET.
ashton kutcher is damn cute.
put me in a even mushier mood.
we all were dying all over the place lah.
shit man.
such suckers, we are.
OHH, then after our movie, we decided to resume being people with missions and hung around the movie area pretending to be busy, preoccupied girls.
and j kept going to the toilet so that we would seem to have a reason to be preoccupied girls loitering at the movie area.
THEN, our targets (so should i say, TARGET) came out.
and j, that smart little kid came out at the right time too.
so then our mission for hq was complete.
and then the whole bunch of us walked like, damn long.
got hyper, got laughing fits, adrenaline rushes, adrenaline drains, stupid lame jokes, anti malaysia jabs.
shit man, was a damn fun night.
then we went back.
j smuggled me in her house again.
and we just got informed that that could get her kicked out of her house.
so we were very scared little girls.
then for some wierd reason, j and i managed to stay awake and talk till 530.
all the random things to say.
ha ha ha.
then her host woke up, and we decided to sleep.
and then in the morning, my sister's call and jos woke me up.
and the thing was, j didnt even hear a single thing
what a pig.
and now we are eating instant u-dong.
and my host is daoing my sms, and i really think she bu shuang me.
so oh well, i also dont want to go home.
and i still have my law assignment.
which, by the way was the thing i was supposed to do yesterday when we all stupidly thought we were actually gonna study.
and i kept pushing it back.
such a procrastinator.
aiyaaa.
):
but anyway, i'm not sad.
because i had a hell of a time not doing my law assignment.
and i learnt a lot of things too okay.
so i forgive myself.
and i forgive j too.
ha ha ha
:D
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at last a friday where i am not fretting over my law test.
(:
am vastly pleased.
i just saw the flash file my sister sent me.
SO FUNNY!
ha ha ha, was giggling very pleasedly away at the comp.
actually, that was j's laptop.
am please she brought it too.
because if not, i couldn't have seen my flash file.
ah, i love my friends.
so useful.
i am about to expire in guilt.
urk!
):
need to mug like hell again.
aiyaaaa.
looked at my calender last night and my exams are like, 5 weeks away.
like, KILL ME PLEASE.
haiiii.
and i speak like such an ahlian.
must go back to singapore and rehabilitate.
what irony.
come to england, improve chinese, english deteriorate.
sucks man.
and yes, i can speak better chinese now!
have to, you know.
so much easier to bitch in this foreign land.
ha ha ha.
:D
so bored.
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okay, the wierdest thing just happened.
let me just continue my UK is full of wierd people thing.
so anyway, my day started off like any other day,
i come to school early,
i get a message from sanny,
i take my phone out, i place it next to my keyboard.
then people come and go.
and suddenly, horror of horrors!
my phone is missing.
-gasp.
so i call it frantically and hunt around the comp lab straining my ears for the sound of my vibrating phone.
but alas, i hear nothing of this kind.
and i proceed to call my phone again.
this time, someone picks up.
it's a lady.
and then i realise it's the librarian upstairs.
am surprised, and hurry upstairs to retrieve it.
i enter the library and walk to the librarian.
she holds up what seems to be an 8310.
i stare at her blankly.
she looks at me like i'm a retard and says very kindly," this was the phone that rang."
i utter something strangled.
there is a pregnant pause.
then i grabbed the phone and peered at it closely.
it was glowing with the blue light of my 6510 i know, and so dearly love.
i press a few buttons and find that HEY, this is my phone!
i looked at it wonderingly.
i looked at the librarian wonderingly.
and the librarian looks earnestly back.
i am in shock,
i am in wonder.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY 6510?
it is now dressed as an 8310.
oh WOE!
i thank the librarian and scuttle out of the library.
jos and j are there.
we all scrutinize my now, badly outfitted phone.
look at each other in amazement.
and then we laugh.
hysterically.
i mean, what the fuck?!
i will have the bloody fool who played this stupid prank on me castrated, i swear.
the UK is so seriously full of mad people who haven't got better things to do.
i mean, who in singapore would ever want to do that?
singaporeans always have something better to do then to take one ratty phone cover, and change it with another ratty phone cover.
for goodness sake, what is the point in that?
sheesh man.
-shakes head.
i think it's pretty funny.
and i don't feel the need to find who the person is.
what for give him the satisfaction of seeing me anxious?
and ha ha, actually.
there really is nothing to be anxious about over a bloody old handphone cover.
he can keep it if he wants.
and for now,
i will enjoy the novelty of having a 6510 that looks like an 8310.
HA HA HA.
:D
bloody stupid fools.
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okay like, the UK is so full of wierd people.
yesterday, jos, j and i were walking by the shops outside j's house looking for a chinese restaurant so that jos could buy fried rice.
then suddenly, two mad men (okay, drunk men) appeared and started ruckusing behind us.
thinking they were just run-of-the-mill UK drunkards, we paid them no heed.
then suddenly, one of them whacked jos on the head with him grubby white balloon.
and just as we were all still recovering from our surprise, he whacked j on the head with the balloon.
then he raised the balloon again to aim at my head.
but AH!
i am ready for him.
so i duck.
drunk man with the balloon leers and says loonily:" why'd you walk away, eh?"
then he gave my head a really vicious whack on the head with the balloon.
and because i was the one who ducked his first blow, he decided that i was the most interesting target.
so he whacked my head again.
and again.
and again.
by then, jos was already far in front.
and i was trying to walk away.
don't ask me why i didn't run.
it just didn't occur to me.
i reckon it's the deeply ingrained need to act cool/macho.
and running is just v v uncool/macho.
so anyway, he almost cornered me.
and by instinct i muttered, " fuck off."
and swerved out of his way.
immediately regretted that, for who knows, he might have a beer bottle on him.
not that it matters now.
he just kept on battering my head with his balloon anyway.
then jos pulled us into a convenience store.
because by common sense, our attackers would then know to fuck off.
but we forgot.
these were mad, drunk people.
and we were in the UK.
SO THEY FOLLOWED US INTO THE STORE.
jos yelped and ran.
it was a small, cramped store.
i had no where to go but follow.
mad man 1 with the balloon immediately took the chance he had of having my head so near to his balloon to continue his balloon-y (or baloneu. whichever) attack.
bloody motherfucker.
then just as we rounded the corner right in front of the cashier, jos bumped right into madman2 who stood and gave her a drucken, frozen, zombiefied grin.
madman1 whacked my head.
once.
then twice.
and alas! the bloody balloon finally meets its demise.
ie. it freakin' burst upon contact to my head.
so madman1 looked bemusedly at the sad remains of his once weapon.
then looked at me and fiercely demanded the reason as to why i'd murdered his balloon.
that was when i started to get alarmed.
and when jos finally managed to squirm out of the shop, i gratefully followed suit.
still walking, but at a sincerely high speed.
then we all ran across the road and moved rapidly towards kelong.
halfway there, we got infected by fits of giggles.
saw sid and his housemate, hysterically recounted what happened and continued laughing non-stop.
i still think it's pretty funny.
so ridiculous, if you know what i mean.
fucking UK madmen.
so anyway, i really like the yellow downunder committee t-shirt!
SO NICE!
i'm so jealous now.
i want it too.
ha ha ha.
methinks me seestairr ees so pwettehh.
(:
wa, i feel so cheated.
i thought my econs assignment was due today.
so i slogged like a cow the whole night for it,
and today i find out it's due thursday.
so cheated.
haii.
kenta cut his hair.
he isn't cute anymore.
oh well.
-shrugs.
i love sentimental hits.
ha ha.
it drives jos insane.
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