Monday, February 22, 2010
Hiiii!

So because phoonty finally uploaded my favourite picture of this past december, I will post it here:
Clare and bri hate it but i'm sorry guys i'm going to have to be selfish and post it because i love how my fat face is 50% covered by hair. Good haircut. Money well-spent!
Ok i'm feeling generous and chatty this morning so i'm going to post photos from lan kwai fong which i have (since they were taken) not let see the light of day because i look so ugly and out of it in the photos. & plus my nose is terrible and upturned like a pig's, such a sad story. And the saddest thing is that i have completely resigned myself to the fact that i am never going to get a nose job to correct this joke of a nose god has bestowed upon me because rubbing my nose violently (& if you are my friend, you would have: 1) seen me attack my nose most heartily as the mood struck and 2) have most certainly expressed great fear for the welfare of my nose but you may rest assured that this is one hardy pig nose...whoa run-on sentence) is one of the biggest simple pleasures life can offer. Tragic, i know :(
Yars yars i look zoned out as hell, this is what happens when you combine a high fever + paracetamol + vodka. Children please do not try this at home.
Yes i reduced the size of the photos because no one needs to be treated with plus sized images of my fugly face in the throes of complete blankness. So self-aware right!! Cannot tank. Ha ha ha hahahaha.
This is probably the lengthiest thing i've blogged here in awhile. I think it's going to be my Massive Post of The Year. lol. Anything to keep enraged.blogspot alive (barely, but still).
Anyway, in other news...

Hee hee sho kute :)
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priceless quote of the day:-

Kaisin says:
i dont think i can find true love in an ugly person
leezer says:
HAHAHAHA
leezer says:
WORD!

LEE 5:19 AM
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