I am sodding fat & I'm not even doing anything about it.
Love LL, even tho she's all lesbian now ha ha ha.
Clare my dearest friend just told me that my chest weighs 5kgs in total.
2.5kg for each...............
How. I am going to lose my bet with teoh.
Anyway, looking through old files.
That doesn't even look like me. I think we can all safely agree that I'm not the sort to be all fluffy-like as I look up there. It actually kinda embarrasses me. But I guess it doesn't matter since you guys are all my friends. At least I hope you're not all enemies hiding behind your computer screens.
So how do I get from that ^ to this:-
Love LL, even tho she's all lesbian now ha ha ha.Wednesday, August 20, 2008
well if you really have to know what's up with me these days, i saw VJ Utt yesterday and he's really quite nice looking- all smiley and stuff but kinda short. i'm hurting all over the place, my sister says it's cos i have weak wings. Is that why i can't fly? Yes, and also because you're kinda fat & heavy. while giving my shoulder blades the biggest pounding of my life.
we also had some kickass kungpao chicken this afternoon and because i couldn't find the books i was scouting for, i went 'round to the chinese novel section to check the situation out. please did any of you know that taiwanese novels have really porno titles “小鸟乱乱跳”“小鸡想站起来” nice goings there, chinese people. we spent a good half hour picking out books with strange titles and laughing over them. ended up with two, couldn't bear to touch the above mentioned but i thought i'd just take the more harmless titles, give them a read to see whether it's actually porn. these are the books with all the nice sweet virginal looking girls on the covers, mind. the chinese novels we've always seen at the part of the bookstore we never explore. oh pardon me am i being too presumptuous, perhaps you don't visit bookstores all that much?
maybe if they do have scenes like those in the historical romances, i might find out what are the actual chinese words for 小猫很痒。that's a literal translation from english, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what.
i hope this suffices. cheers.
we also had some kickass kungpao chicken this afternoon and because i couldn't find the books i was scouting for, i went 'round to the chinese novel section to check the situation out. please did any of you know that taiwanese novels have really porno titles “小鸟乱乱跳”“小鸡想站起来” nice goings there, chinese people. we spent a good half hour picking out books with strange titles and laughing over them. ended up with two, couldn't bear to touch the above mentioned but i thought i'd just take the more harmless titles, give them a read to see whether it's actually porn. these are the books with all the nice sweet virginal looking girls on the covers, mind. the chinese novels we've always seen at the part of the bookstore we never explore. oh pardon me am i being too presumptuous, perhaps you don't visit bookstores all that much?
maybe if they do have scenes like those in the historical romances, i might find out what are the actual chinese words for 小猫很痒。that's a literal translation from english, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what.
i hope this suffices. cheers.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Harley & Joker <3I don't really know if there's too much or nothing happening in my life.
It's kinda hard to explain.
Guess it's a bit of both.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
so anyway guys, it hit me that wanting a 大男人 is a 错误的想法。
which i attribute to mine being 年少无知。
like, what was i thinking right?
but i've set it all straight now.
i've decided that my 真命天子 is actually going to be a 小太监。
yes, brilliant right. Brilliant!
why have i never thought of that?
so he can make breakfast, do my ironing, paint my nails, be at my beck and call, worship me etc.
omg awesome i am so pleased with myself.
which i attribute to mine being 年少无知。
like, what was i thinking right?
but i've set it all straight now.
i've decided that my 真命天子 is actually going to be a 小太监。
yes, brilliant right. Brilliant!
why have i never thought of that?
so he can make breakfast, do my ironing, paint my nails, be at my beck and call, worship me etc.
omg awesome i am so pleased with myself.