So phoon had this party at the Melbourne aquarium and she was going for a water nymph look, turquoise on her eyes and all that. And then she overdid her eyeliner. When she presented herself to us at the dining table:
phoon's mom: AIYO GIRL, so ugly, you look egyptian!
(phoon is deeply offended)
one of us: ha ha ha ha ha, you do look like cleopatra.
phoon: I'M NOT. I'M A MERMAID.
one of us: no, sorry... cleopatra.
phoon: (starts stomping her foot) I'M A MERMAID I'M A MERMAID!!!!
bri: (without skipping a beat) yeah from
THE NILE.
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bri always has the best quips ♥