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LEE 2:17 PM
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Yayyyayyyayyyyyy! The culmination of all the horrors I have suffered :) :) :)
Ok no that's not quite right. The culmination of all... my hard work? Well hardly.
Anyway quibbling aside, good thing everything's settled cos I really lost my sense of humour during part B.

Started work (I know, I've had the longest call break in history :p) and can't say I'm too enamoured with the idea. Thing about idleness is that it really is habit-forming. Really really.

So much to miss about the past few months, ok not the first month or so as I spent it convinced that I'd failed conveyancing, but after that-- very ok. Except for the odd day or two that I deigned to spend worrying about the call process, my life was the epitome of chillaxation :D

Hm I'm being very wordy for once...

So many things to say!

1) London

2) Airen's visit

3) Jennifer Lawrence in that red calvin klein dress

4) Peeta.....................& amazing fanfic (singular, not plural. I'm semi-ashamed, but seriously it's so good)

and, just in,
5) fifty shades of grey

LOL.

I thumbed through it after buying it (this was admittedly a lapse in judgement- thumbing through should always be done before the purchase, don't make the same mistake I did) and realised in quick succession that:

1) this is remarkably fanfictiony (and by that, I mean the mediocre to poor ones, because there are some seriously good ones out there; refer above)

2) page 10 or thereabouts and the man hints at the "danger" of getting close to him- I'm thinking oh my this is uncomfortably reminiscent of the absolute fucking swill that is twilight

and then I reach home and I wiki it

"The Fifty Shades Trilogy was developed from a Twilight fanfiction originally entitled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fanfiction websites under the penname "Snowqueen's Icedragon"."


Holy Christ!

And this is the story of how I wasted $15.95 today.

LEE 3:55 PM
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Erm, yes please

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LEE 3:47 PM
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can't wait for december when we take on moscow (& st. petersburg because i wanna i wanna!) and capri and vienna and all the exotic mysterious glamorous places we talked about ♥

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LEE 2:21 PM
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Hi hi hi i'm back~
I think i'm going to name this post "Kelvin li 你变了"
... Not that it's strictly true of course.

sibei love this pic

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Once again, this would've been a much more colourful post if i actually had my own camera. Speaking of which, almost did. Closest i've ever come to owning a camera... But the IT fair had too many people with B.O so jos and i gave up and went for dinner instead. I know it's pathetic ha ha ha. Soon soon.

So anyway, momentous weekend because we were graced with kelvin li's presence. He came, was unimpressed, and left. As is expected of a Hongkonger.

Next up, eagerly awaiting adeline lee.

And omg you guys, all that fuckery in japan. Totally uncalled for. Stupid pacific ocean floor. The only small light from all this was this article entitled S. Korea unaffected by Japan's reactor blasts‎. = my ma will not be poisoned when she goes to see her cherry blossoms in 2 weeks (yay!) + all my oppas are safe (yay!!).

Well japan is gonna pull through because they're japan. Fucking awesome people. If anybody's gonna pick things up, make things work, and fast- it's them innit.

LEE 12:19 PM
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smashing time in LDN

LEE 3:47 PM
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So phoon had this party at the Melbourne aquarium and she was going for a water nymph look, turquoise on her eyes and all that. And then she overdid her eyeliner. When she presented herself to us at the dining table:

phoon's mom: AIYO GIRL, so ugly, you look egyptian!

(phoon is deeply offended)

one of us: ha ha ha ha ha, you do look like cleopatra.

phoon: I'M NOT. I'M A MERMAID.

one of us: no, sorry... cleopatra.

phoon: (starts stomping her foot) I'M A MERMAID I'M A MERMAID!!!!

bri: (without skipping a beat) yeah from THE NILE.

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bri always has the best quips ♥

LEE 3:51 AM
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sole bright light of part A is that they don't grade us like in uni so if i do pass- operative word being if- the fact that i'm barely fit for practice will be between me and the examiner. it'd be our little secret ha ha ha ha ha!

LEE 5:34 AM
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Men like Greg are hard to find. Like rare pokemon.


x'mas 2008, bri's place, shanghai.

it's at times like these when one is despairing over the exams and the very real possibility of failure that memories hurt and soothe at the same time. especially when said memories contain such bonuses as being 12 kgs lighter (than i am presently- i know, it's shocking and i am very ashamed) in one of the best cities in the world.

woe is me.

we can hope that london this dec will top that, but stripped of the insouciance only complacent uni students can boast of, i highly doubt it. in any case, london's indulgence in hedonism always brings great joy, so i'm looking forward to that \o/ after more than a year of deadening correctness, i feel quite ready to do some truly unspeakable things hurrah!

ok, back to the right of silence/privilege against self-incrimination. i worry and i fret that my powers of bullshit have gone to naught after a year of doing nothing but lodging caveats, mortgages, and similar instruments with the LTA, such that i will be unable to bluff my way through this coming exam the way i have my entire life. i mean, surely i can't have lost an entire lifetime of nurturing my talent for bullshit in one year. right!? so why is it that when i try to write these days, the lists of synonyms and antonyms that have always come so naturally are now shamefully limited. my train of thought always feels like it's still boarding at the station. so sluggish :(

i would be so bleeding miserable if i were to go to my first paper next monday and sit in blind panic for 30minutes because i can't even find it in me to come up with some cleverly disguised waffle. so the plan now is to study as much as possible and try to leave as little as possible to fate- evidently failing right now as why else would i be here if it wasn't to procrastinate?

i also have this new plan where i am going to stop objectifying men. a huge personal sacrifice, mind- one does not know the singular joy of such an activity till one has tried it. who knows, i might just give this up before i even start. it's already beginning to sound like a bad idea.

ha ha ha.

aiigh, now i really must go. i'm just going to check out jos' new man to see if he really has so much nan ren wei as she says, and then i'm REALLY going to go back to evidence. give me strength.

LEE 5:08 PM
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Oi bitchezz!

Ha ha ha finally got some of the Melbourne pics off my wai man friend- good thing too, as she's once again disappeared off the face of this earth, a regular occurence when hvv has a new post. So much for resident evil gold class eh clare chan? >:[

Anyway I wish I had all the resources in the world (ie. 100% working computers and 100% working adobe with no lagging) to make all the pics have pretty colours and do one of those massive photoposts I used to have the stamina to do. But age is catching up lol.

So... Just one then.

Taken after our first dinner together at MOO ♥

Ha ha ha ha ha I know right, I'm such a lazy fuck. After 27462291 million years, I float back here with one measly photo. Ok fine, it was to be my new profile pic but this is called killing two birds with one stone innit. Plus I'm on my brother's laptop and it's my first time using picasa. I would fiddle around a wee bit more except... You know the thing about meddling in a boy's stuff is that you will find porn. & that would never do.

But anywayzz, I mean seriously right, how beautiful are my BFF4evas plz??! I am so fat :'( It's a work in progress. It's always a work in progress. I don't think i'll ever be a finished product, woe is me.

Phoon if you see this, 2 weeks xcore!!!! If not when I see you, I will spit at you and shame you. Ok there goes my disjointed thoughts again.

Argh this is what I hate about blogger. One pic and all the spacing screws up. Am I missing something? Why does it always fuck up like this :(

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LEE 3:54 PM
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How can anybody be this flawless :)

LEE 2:10 PM
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Hiiii!


Hee hee sho kute :)
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priceless quote of the day:-

Kaisin says:
i dont think i can find true love in an ugly person
leezer says:
HAHAHAHA
leezer says:
WORD!

LEE 5:19 AM
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hehe

LEE 8:22 AM
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these jeans are cutting off my circulation.

LEE 2:05 AM
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So i hear what you've been up to these days.

I just wanted you to know that it's laughable, and that no matter what you do, you're nothing but a wannabe who is never gonnabe.

LEE 6:58 AM
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um i couldn't resist.
check out his obliques

LEE 3:18 PM
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am slightly scandalized at how sensitive i am to caffeine. a caramel macchiato at 4pm keeps me up the entire night. which i find puzzling. seven bottles of my friend Jack Daniels and there was still enough sobriety in me to walk home, alone. it doesn't add up. or maybe my system compensates. it's a lousy trade-off, if i may say so. this means i can never inject myself with amphetamines. crystal meth will make sojourns to lala-land few and far between. which is a problem because i've yet to figure out if sleep or being thin is more important to me. if only there were sedatives that burned fat. perfect world.

it's nearing summer, which means i'm starting to panic about my weight again. the thing about being here is that everybody is so fat that against my will, my subconscious starts to recalibrate. suddenly, the need to starve is not quite so crucial. then i go back to singapore, and there are thin women everywhere. it's a constant, pervasive assault on your senses. and i spend the next one month holing up at home, feeling sorry for myself.

still, at least london isn't like australia. there must be something in the air there. my sister reached melbourne and immediately grew a double-chin. going back to singapore is going to be a rude awakening for her.

here's a thing i learnt from looking at my brother's ex girlfriend though- a fringe going halfway down your face hides a multitude of sins. it did not please me that my brother was duped. this comes from making hasty decisions. it's like deciding a girl is angelina jolie when she's got on monster vintage shades. rule of thumb: anybody with a halfway decent chin looks good in oversized shades. same with forest-style fringes. they cover the same bits (or percentage) of a face.

word of advice to men out there. if your girlfriend came to you with a huge fringe, it would be wise to give that fringe a flip just to see what resides beneath it. this prevents any unhappy endings later on due to fraudulent misrepresentation.

this is also true where they tan themselves to within an inch of their lives.
FACT: all fully browned girls with big hair look like rachel zoe's little harem of crystal-meth'ed hotties.

that's a valuable lesson learnt for my brother and i. he is going to start being more inquisitive about his ladies' hairstyle choices and i'm going to spend summer acquiring a fringe and baking myself into a crisp.

LEE 12:05 PM
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i was the one you always dreamed of; you were the one i tried to draw.
how dare you say it's nothing to me? baby you're the only light i ever saw.

LEE 11:29 PM
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i agree with josephine

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LEE 8:16 PM
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I'm feeling the itch to shop again!!!

The next few days are going to be interesting... I have no idea how they are going to turn out.
Good times, this past month.
Props to bez flens, nice places and hot bartenders :)

Pictures soon... Maybe.
I just can't bear to let this blog die. That's why I'm always back now and then with some half-baked lame thing to say. Laaawl.

LEE 5:26 AM
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Omg, I love ah bengs.

LEE 5:12 AM
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End of term


too much champagne,
make that maybe too much drink but esp champagne; and the cigarettes sent me over
good company with exceptions, i found out later.....
(knowing glances)

and that concludes the michaelmas term people.
good show, good show.

to the next and many more to come?

LEE 6:07 AM
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我累了
不想玩了

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LEE 9:06 AM
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because i am bored,


with people i like, people i could like, and people i possibly will never really like.

LEE 11:19 PM
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